Saturday, February 28, 2009

Silent Night



I dont often put video posts on here, but these youtuber's made one of the best you tube's i've evr seen. It a sequel (that makes sense) 2 the dark Knight.
Comments:
a little scary

Koolkidz rating *****

Rated PG-13

Cast
Bruce Wayne/Batman- Joe Korbel
The Joker- Craig Deering
Jim Gordon- Kyle Bridges

Sunday, February 22, 2009

UP (Featered Movie of the Year)


Carl Fredricksen is 78 years old. When Carl was a child, he met and eventually married a girl named Ellie who grew up in a small midwestern town. Ellie always dreamed of exploring the mountains, but she died before she got a chance. Now, when developers threaten to move him into an assisted living home, Carl decides to fulfill his promise to Ellie. To accomplish this, he befriends a chubby eight-year-old Wilderness Explorer named Russell. The two opposites match up for thrilling adventures as they encounter wild terrain, unexpected villains, and all the terrifying creatures that wait in the jungle.
Comments:
Cute
Definite Kid Movie

Koolkidz Rating ***

Rated G

Cast
Edward Asner...Carl Fredricksen
Jordan Nagai...Russel
Christopher Plummer...Charles Muntz
John Ratenzburg...Construction Worker

Monday, February 16, 2009

9


Looks okay but could have used some more or could've been better!

Takes place in a world parallel to our own, in which the very legacy of humanity is threatened. A group of sapient rag dolls, living a post-apocalyptic existence find one of their own, 9, who displays leadership qualities that may help them to survive. The conflicted, but resilient group includes 1, a domineering war veteran; 2, an aged inventor; 5, a stalwart mechanic; 6, a visionary and artist; and 7, a brave warrior. The trailer also depicts 3 and 4 as identical, hooded rag dolls, and 8 as a hulking warrior, whose number is marked on his right shoulder unlike the others, who bear their numbers on their backs.
Comments:
Similar to Caraline and Nightmare before Christmas
Cute
A couple of giggles
Parents; some scary and dark images

Koolkidz Rating***

Rated PG

Cast
Elijah Wood...9
John C. Reilly...5
Jennifer Connlly...7
Chrispin Glover...6
Martin Landau...2
Christoffer Plummer...1

Final Destination 4: Death Trip 3-D (STUPID MOVIE)

Thes things pop out like their babby bomers!! Well there not good anyway


On December 13, 2008, Warner Bros. released the following plot summary for the
On what should have been a fun-filled day at the races, Nick O'Bannon has a horrific premonition in which a bizarre sequence of events causes multiple race cars to crash, sending flaming debris into the stands, brutally killing his friends and causing the upper deck of the stands to collapse on him. When he comes out of this grisly nightmare Nick panics, persuading his girlfriend, Lori, and their friends, Janet and Hunt, to leave...escaping seconds before Nick's frightening vision becomes a terrible reality. Thinking they've cheated death, the group has a new lease on life, but unfortunately for Nick and Lori, it is only the beginning. As his premonitions continue and the crash survivors begin to die one-by-one--in increasingly gruesome ways--Nick must figure out how to cheat death once and for all before he, too, reaches his final destination. The film marks the latest in the highly popular "Final Destination" series, and its first 3D installment, giving horror fans an especially visceral thrill ride.
Comments: Scary
terrifing
Thriller
Guys who like horror...
girls i doubt it

Koolkidz Rating**

Rated Not Yet Rated

Cast
Bobby Campo...Nick O'Bannon

Sunday, February 15, 2009

2012


The world is devastated by a cataclysm in the year 2012, leaving survivors to struggle for their lives. The film is inspired by the several theories that state the ancient Mayans and Aztecs predicted a doomsday event will occur sometime around the 2012 winter solstice, but i doubt it because they were stupid many god worshipers who preformed human sacrafice daily, burned peoples heart wile still beating, thought ur family had good fortune if u died in war, all their laws penaltys were death, and killed the losers of games.

sificool.com had this to say...
Our first look Master of Disaster Roland Emmerich’s new disaster film, “2012″, has arrived online. It’s a short teaser, just barely over a minute long, featuring what appears to be a monk racing up a long slope of mountains to a temple, and then looking out at — egads, an ocean towering over said mountains! (I’m guessing oceans aren’t supposed to get this high?) The ocean wipes away the temple, while titlecards ask us what our governments would do in the face of an impending, world-ending natural disaster. It then answers itself: Nothing. Because, you know, governments suck and such. Anyways, enjoy the teaser.
No Comments

Koolkidz Rating***

Rating Not Yet Rated

Cast
john Cusack...Jackson Curtis
Danny Glover...President Wilson (President of the USA)

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs


The first 2 were pretty good . IT Looks like this one is going to be... Better!

Manny, Sid, Diego, and Al encounter the dinosaur population who survived extinction in their tropical paradise, which existed below the thick layers... until now. Meanwhile Crash and Eddie are up to their usual crazy selves and Ellie is preparing for the birth of her and Manny's first child.
Comments:
Cute
Parents: Some innuendo, rude humor, mischief, and deceiving actions.

Koolkidz Rating ***

Rated PG

Cast
Manny...Ray Romano
Sid...John Leguizamo
Diego...Denis Leary
Scrat...Chris Wedge
Ellie...Queen Latifah
Crash...Seann William Scott
Eddie...Josh Peck

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Dragonball: Evolution


Dont. Just Dont go see it unless ur a 8 yr old kid who likes... "OMG DRAGONBALL OHHHH"

Goku goes on a journey to find Master Roshi and gather the seven mystical Dragon Balls before the evil Lord Piccolo can. Along his way, he meets Bulma who then joins him to help him in his mission. When arriving at Roshi's place, he is not welcomed with an embrace but has to fight Roshi. Roshi soon learns that Goku is the grandson of Gohan and thus trains him to prepare him for the ultimate battle with Lord Piccolo to prevent him from collecting the powerful Dragon Balls
Comments:
5-8 yr old kind of movie
mom and dad ur going to be fighting over who gets to take the little one

Koolkidz Rating *

Rated PG

Cast
Justin Chatwin...Goku
Joon Park...Yamchi
Jamie Chung...Chi Chi
Yun-Fat Chow...Master Roshi
Emmy Roseum...Bulma
James Marstars...Lord Piccilo

MONSTERS VS ALIENS


When California resident Susan Murphy of Modesto mysteriously grows to 49 ft 11 in, she is labelled a monster and captured by the military. She is remanded to an institution that houses other monsters: Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D., an insect-headed mad scientist, the Missing Link, a 20,000-year-old fish-man, B.O.B., a gelatin-like, jolly, indestructible monster and Insectosaurus, a fuzzy bug that stands at 350 feet tall, making even Susan look tiny by comparison. When a UFO lands and an alien overlord named Gallaxhar demands that Earth be given to them, General W.R. Monger suggests to the President that the monsters can provide the firepower to defeat the aliens.
Comments:
Cut and Funny
For the whole family

Koolkidz Rating***

Rated PG

Cast
Reese Whitherspoon...Susan
Seth Rogen...B.O.B
Will Arnet...The Missing Link
Hugh Laurie...Dr. Cockroach PhD
Kiefier Southerland...General W.R. Monger

Terminator: Salvation


On May 23, 2008, Warner Bros. released the following plot summary for the film. The synopsis was modified on June 11, 2008:

Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor, the man fated to be the leader of the human resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators, and the future he was raised to believe in is altered in part by the appearance of Marcus Wright, a stranger whose last memory is of being on death row. Connor must decide whether Marcus has been sent from the future or rescued from the past. As Skynet prepares its final onslaught, Connor and Marcus both embark on an odyssey that takes them into the heart of Skynet's operations, where they find out a terrible secret that may lead to the possible annihilation of mankind.

At the beginning, Connor does not start off as leader of the human resistance, but he will work his way up through the ranks in the film. He is also mistrusted by other soldiers due to his extensive knowledge of Skynet. McG said that it will be about the development of the Model 101 Terminator as well: scenes involve humans being captured and studied by Skynet in order to perfect their cybernetic organisms and Connor explaining "If we let these things go online, the war is over." He explained the film will "begin again very much in the spirit of what Christifor Nolan did with Batman," in that it will not require audiences to have seen the previous films, but it also acts as "a bit of a sequel and a prequel because it tells the story of how we got there".
Comments:
Graphic
Violent
Guy time movie

Koolkidz Rating****

Rated R

Cast
Christian Bale...John Conner
Sam Whirthington...Marcus Wright
Anton Yelchin...Kyle Resse
Bryce Dallas Howard...Kate Conner
Moon Bloodgood...Blair Williams
Common...Barnes
Helana Bonham Carter...Serena Kogen
Arnold Schwarzenegger...the T-800

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

When the Museum of Natural History is closed for upgrades and renovations, the museum pieces are moved into federal storage at the famous Washington Museums. The centrepiece of the film will be bringing to life the Smithsonian Institute, which houses the world's largest museum complex with more than 136 million items in its collections, ranging from the plane Amelia Earhart flew on her non-stop solo flight across the Atlantic and Al Capone's rap sheet and mug shot to Dorothy's ruby red slippers, Fonzie's jacket from "Happy Days" and Archie Bunker's lounge chair from "All in the Family."
Comments:
Funny
Goin to be good

Koolkidz Rating ***1/2 (3 1/2)

Rated Not Yet Rated

Cast
Ben Stiller...Larry Daley
Amy Adams...Amelia Earhart
Owen Wilson...Jedediah Smith
Robin Williams...Theodore Roosevelt
Dick Van Dyke...Cecil Fredricks
Steve Coogan...Octavius
Brad Garrett...voice of Easter Island Head
Bill Hader...Gen. George Armstrong Custer
Hank Azaria...Kah Mun Rah and voice of Lincoln Memorial
Ricky Gervais...Dr. McPhee
Eugene Levy...Einstein
Christoffer Guest...Ivan the Terrible
Alain Chabat...Napoleon
Thomas Lennon...Wilbur Wright
Robert Ben Garant...Oliver Wright

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Race to Witch Mountain


Thsi is one heckin good movie got to see of the year!!!

Advancing the storyline from the 1975 film(alot), Race to Witch Mountain (original name Escape to Witch Mountain) a Las Vegas cab driver and a discredited astrophysicist attempt to rescue two paranormal siblings from the hands of a villainous man
Comments:
Energetic
Better than the original
cool
fun
parents: some violence and scary images

Koolkidz Rating ****

Rated PG

Cast
Dwayne Johnson...Jack Bruno
AnnaSophia Robb...Sarah
Alexander Ludwig...Seth
Ciarán Hinds...Burke
Carla Gugino...Dr. Alex Friedman,

Monday, February 9, 2009

WHATCHMEN


OH MY GOSH NEVER HAVE I SEEN ANYTHING SO GOOD BEFORE BETTER THAN IRON MAN AS GOOD AS THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!
The story is set in an alternate 1985 where superheroes exist, Richard Nixon is still president, Vietnam was won by the South, and tensions between the United States and the Soviet Union are at an all-time high. The vigilante Rorschach is investigating the murder of a former hero, the Comedian, and uncovers a plot to discredit and murder various heroes. Rorschach discovers a far wider-ranging conspiracy involving his colleagues' past which could completely change the course of history
Comments:
Violent
Deffinent Guy Movie
Original

Koolkidz Rating ****1/2 (4 1/2)

Rated R

Cast
Jackie Earle Haley... Walter Kovacs/Rorschach
Patrick Wilson... Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl
Matthew Goode... Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias
Billy Crudup... Jon Osterman/Doc Manhattan
Jeffrey Dean Morgan... Edward Blake/The Comedian
Malin Akerman... Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre

the INTERNATIONAL


Interpol agent Louis Salinger and Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Eleanor Whitman are determined to bring to justice one of the world's most powerful banks, the International Bank of Business and Credit. Uncovering illegal activities including money laundering, arms trading, and the destabilization of governments, Salinger and Whitman's investigation takes them from Berlin to Milan to New York to Istanbul. Finding themselves in a high-stakes chase across the globe, the bank will stop at nothing to stop them. Pre-release trailers indicate that a source for the drama may be found in the quasi-historical corporate entity known as Permindex and the defunct Bank of Credit and Commerce International.
Comments:
Exciting
Thrillerific

Koolkidz Rating ***1/2 (3 1/2)

Rated R (R may be a little 2 much for it)

Cast
Clive Owen... Louis Salinger
Naomi Wats... Eleanor Whitman

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Joans Brothers (nerds): the 3-D Concet Xperince


They do HM now these suckish guys man disney muzic is going downhill (oh wait it never went uphill)

The film shows the Jonas Brothers (suckers) during their Burning (their buts) up Concert Tour. It features concert performances, as well as documentary footage on the lives of the three brothers. This film will also feature a previously unreleased song called "Love is on it's Way" and other stupid ones.
Burn in Fire boys!!!

Koolkidz Rating -*****

Rated G

Cast
Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas... Themselves
Demi Lavato... Herself

Confessions of a Shopaholic


Cute and Hallarious even though im a guy and dont get into this stuff i was craking up the whole time.

A college grad named Rebecca Bloomwood moves to Manhattan to nurture her shopping addiction and get involved in the New York magazine world. Though she is up to her neck in debt, Rebecca becomes a financial advice columnist and even manages to fall for a wealthy entrepreneur.
Comments:
Funny
Easy to understand gno movie
chik flix

Koolkidz Rating ****

Rated PG-13

Cast
Isla Fisher
Hugh Dancy

He's Just Not That Into You


Cute Romantic-Comedy, defiantly a date-night movie

The plot chronicles the romantic misadventures of several individuals in their twenties and thirties. The common thread is that one person in each relationship is more enamored with the other person than vice versa. At the core of these multiple stories is Gigi, a young woman who repeatedly misinterprets the signs that men give her about their level of interest in her. The more experienced and romantically successful Alex, the manager of a bar, advises her on how to understand men.

Other plotlines include married couple Janine and Ben, who are going through a rough patch—leading him to flirt with Anna, an aspiring singer. Anna, in turn, is dating Connor but is clearly less into him than he is into her. The final major plot arc is Neil and Beth's story. They have cohabited for several years, but break up when Beth desires to get married and Neil refuses.

Drew Barrymore, one of the film's producers, is also featured as a newspaper editor who helps Connor promote his real-estate business.
Comments:
Cute
Funny
Adult

Koolkidz Rating ***

Rated PG-13

Cast
Ben Affleck as Neil
Jennifer Anniston as Beth
Drew Barrymore as Mary
Jennifer Connelly as Janine
Bradley Cooper as Ben
Kevin Connolly as Conor
Ginnifer Goodwin as Gigi
Scarlett Johansson as Anna
Justin Long as Alex

Friday, February 6, 2009

PUSH


This Si-Fi action film is awesome it involves a group of young American Expatriates with telekinetic, telepathic, and clairvoyant abilities, hiding from a clandestine U.S. government agency referred to as "Division." They try to find the only woman that ever escaped from "Division". She is their only key to finding out how to escape the agency. They must also use their different talents and band together for a final job enabling them to escape the agency forever.

Variety writes that:

"The film reportedly focuses on a group of American ex-pats in Hong Kong. Since they're also sheltering telekinetic and clairvoyant powers, the government is after them."

Those with these abilities are divided into several categories:

  • Movers can manipulate inanimate objects at varying distances. The actual technique is known as kinetic signature control, where the mover is trained to "hear" and identify the specific atomic frequency of any given material, and alter the gravity wave around it, usually producing the nearby air to appear "warped". Advanced movers can work at the molecular level creating protective shields in the air around them.
  • Pushers can "push" specific thoughts, memories, and even emotions into their targets. This technique can be used to gain a subject's trust, or to have them perform any action, thinking it was their own agenda.
  • Watchers are trained to self-induce visions of the future, very much like a prolonged sense of deja vu. The technique of following the future, either of a person or object, is called subject tracking. A Watcher's skill is primarily rated by how far they can see into the future.
  • Bleeders have the ability to emit high-pitched sonic vibrations that cause ruptures in a target's blood vessels.
  • Sniffs are highly developed clairvoyants who can track the location of either people or objects over varying distances. Like psychic bloodhounds, their tracking ability is increased if they have tactile access to an object that has been in direct contact with the subject. Sniffs receive information based on images, not specific addresses, which is why identifiable landmarks help increase their effectiveness.
  • Shifters can temporarily shift patterns of light on any object to create illusions to the naked eye. They work mostly on a touch basis, but once the illusion is established, it remains with the object for short periods of time. For example, a Shifter could momentarily touch a one dollar bill, altering its light pattern to appear as a one hundred dollar bill for hours, until the effect expires. The length of the shift is based on experience and ability.
  • Wipers are skilled at either temporary or permanent memory erasure, an invaluable asset in espionage. Experience will dictate the accuracy of their wipes, though the danger is always present that they will eliminate a desired memory.
  • Shadows are trained to block the vision of other clairvoyants such as Sniffs, making any subject within their target radius appear "dark". Experience will enhance the size of the area they can shadow and the intensity of their shielding effect. Shadows need to be awake to perform their ability, and it is common for a detail of two Shadows to operate in shifts while protecting a person or object for extended periods.
  • Stitchers are psychic surgeons trained to quickly reconstruct cells to their previous or healthy state. Using only their hands, they can heal and even "unheal" whatever they have done. For more detailed work, Stitches use a silver based cream on their hands which acts as a conductor to their ability.
comments:
energetic
exciting
thriller
no kids movie
guy time movie

Koolkidz Rating ****

Rated PG-13

Cast
Chris Evans... Nick Gant
Dakota Fanning...Cassie Holmes
Camilla Belle...Kira Hudson
Djimon Hounson... Agent Henry Carver

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Dark Knight: Re-Release

this is probally one of the best movies ever i cna t wait ot go see it again it was re-released on Jan. 23rd> well vote for the koolkidz oscar. see ya around

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The Pink Panther 2


Clouseau is sent away from France on holiday by Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus, only to have the vacation turn out to be an elaborate ploy to make him leave. When he leaves France the Pink Panther diamond and several other artifacts are stolen (once again). Along with a team including Inspector Pepperidge (Great Britain), Vincenzo (a wealthy businessman from Italy), Kenji (an electronics specialist from Japan), and Sonia (a researcher and criminology expert from India), Clouseau has to solve the case of the Pink Panther diamond, identify the robber known only as "the Tornado", and solve the theft of the Magna Carta and other of the world's most valuable items.
Comeents:
OK
Made me laugh
parents mild rude humor

Koolkidz Rating**

Rated PG

Cast
Steve Martin... Inspector Clouseau
Kevin Klein... Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus
Jean Reno... Gendarme Gilbert Ponton

















Coraline


The film is about a young girl, Coraline, who unlocks a mysterious door in her new home and enters into a parallel reality, a fantastical and thrilling imitation of her own dull life. In this world, Coraline finds new versions of her real mother and father, her off-kilter neighbors Miss Forcible , Miss Spink and Mr. Bobinsky. However, this other world soon begins to unravel and Coraline, along with her real parents, become prisoners to her Other Mother and must count on her resourcefulness, determination, and bravery to get back home.
Comments:
Fun
Horor(ible)
Wierd
Parents some scary parts

Koolkidz rating****

Rated PG

Cast
Coraline... Dakota Fanning
Mother/Other Mother... Teri Hatcher
Father/Other Father... John Hodgman
Miss Forcible/Other Miss Forcebile... Dawn French
Miss Spink/Other Miss Spink... Jennifer Saunders
Mr Bobinsky/Other Mr. Bobinsky... Ian McShane

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen


The battle for Earth has ended but the battle for the universe has just begun. After returning to Cybertron, Starscream assumes command of the Decepticons, and has decided to return to Earth with force. The Autobots believing that peace was possible finds out that Megatron's dead body has been stolen from the US Military by Skorpinox and revives him using his own spark. Now Megatron is back seeking revenge and with Starscream and more Decepticon reinforcements on the way, the Autobots with reinforcements of their own, may have more to deal with then meets the eye.
Comments: None Yet

Koolkidz Rating *** until further notice

rating- not yet rated

cast
Shia Labouf... Sam
Megan Fox... Kayla

Teaser:


Official Trailer will be released with the 2009 Superbowl.